Grocery shopping

So, since we weren't able to go grocery shopping on Saturday, we chose today to do it. We visit our local grocery store, and start to fill up our basket. We were in the need of some dog treats, and this local store has some great prices. Iams large dog biscuits, if you wanted to know. In a 4# box. Of course, there were none on the shelf. Voila! This store has a pretty red courtesy phone right by the pet supplies. I picked this germ infested phone up and was connected to the very friendly worker. He immediately paged the pet aisle guy to my location. Cool, thought I.
Well, this store also sells fish. Not the ones you would eat, but the ones you place in a tank and marvel at them swimming in circles. This store also must have a zillion of these little fish all swimming in their tanks. Well, my pet aisle guy was hijacked by 2 adult males who wanted 2 fish. I stood there in amazement while these 2 knotheads seemed to want to look at each and every fish, by themselves, in a little cup to, I guess, understand which one would look best in their tank at home. I'll be honest. I know jack about fish, just that they poop in the water.
However, the ones they were looking at appeared to me to look exactly the same. Clones! So the 2 fellas, after looking at a bajillion little fish, soon decided that they didn't have time to continue this folly, and not even thanking the man who was helping them, walked off. The pet guy shook his head, came over to me, apologized for the wait, and went in back to look for my dog treats. Guess what? They were out of them. My dogs are pissed. Wonder if they like little fish?